- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

Dylan is gay

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

How do you spell eight? 8

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

Justin Beiber

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

two cannables walk in to McDonalds

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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