- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

Are you Drew?

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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