Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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charlie sheen losing

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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