Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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Neither have I

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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Membean

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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