- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah right loser!

Knock knock Who's there Police

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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