A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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