- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

A man... walks.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Your mums a penis joke.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

I've got a dig bick

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