- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Mitt Romney penis

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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