What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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One below was by me: Walter H

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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your mother

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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