The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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I killed someone today. :D

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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