Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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why did the man die? he was shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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