A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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BOTTOM!!!

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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