- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

What's the difference between a duck

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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