Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

thumb_up thumb_down +18

baby seal walks into a club

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Jacob Edwards has friends

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

thumb_up thumb_down +16

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

thumb_up thumb_down +16

hey guys what's up?

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops