"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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Chinese drivers.

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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