What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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Take this and put it- No.

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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