Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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There's a god, just kidding.

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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