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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

knock knock get lost!

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

What's big and fat? An obese man.

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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