- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

you and your family will die tonight

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

haha. i got blocked too!!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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