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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

I told you it would happen

A women walks into a kitchen.

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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