Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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I was born.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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