You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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Justin's hair

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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