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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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