Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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What's big and white?

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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