- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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