penis haha

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

the asian kid gets an F

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