roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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Politics

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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