Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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a man said hi.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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full house

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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