Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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0 + 0 = 0

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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A women in the kitchen.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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Donkey lips

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Mormons having fun.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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