What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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The Game

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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