I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Religion.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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