- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

A woman leaves the kitchen.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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