Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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GADZOOKS!

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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so... how about that airplane food

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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