- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

The Barackness Monster

knock knock Labrinth come in

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

fruit salad?

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Where's my baby??

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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