Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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