Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

Women's rights.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

Knock Knock Yes?

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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