why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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women's rights

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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