- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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out of your comfort zone

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

lipstick pig

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

I told you it would happen

A women walks into a kitchen.

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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