Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

Three baby seals walk into a club...

I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

A whale's vagina

Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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