- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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