- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

Jersey Shore

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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