- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Your mom.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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