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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

where do some birds live in? Earth

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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