What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

There's my tractor.

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Republicans

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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