What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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Your mom.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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banana

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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