What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

bryden is a faggot

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Mormons having fun.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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