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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Your mom is fat

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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