What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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Samraj.

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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Women's rights

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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