- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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