- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

The Holocaust.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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