- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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