- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

good one jess !!

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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