Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

What are we then hypocrites?

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

WEED!

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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