How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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