- Anti Joke

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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what happens every day? People die

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

What's the difference between a duck

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge