How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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i love to lick...

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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