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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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