A possesed goat: "moo"

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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PSN IS UP

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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Knock knock. Racism.

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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