why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

xavier stop

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

What is the meaning of life? 42

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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