- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

What's big and messy? A big mess

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

women's rights.

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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