Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

i am and me is i

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Pinus Testicles

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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