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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

How old are you? 20

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

A man makes a sandwich.

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Your all fags

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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