Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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A man sat on a chair

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speech and debate.

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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