You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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nipple

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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you first

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who ever is reading this....

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Colby Michael Schluter

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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