- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

what do u call a black man a black man

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

FUCK THE JEWS

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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