What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Hillary Clinton

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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