What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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what happens every day? People die

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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I was born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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