What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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