Why did it die Nothing died

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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jwe

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Women's rights

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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