- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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