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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

religion

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

He walked in a bar

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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