- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

whos the bitch now!?! you are.

Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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