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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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