FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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women's rights

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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