What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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The Christian Bible.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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